pizza is god and other strange parodys
Tuesday, July 31, 2018
old blog...enjoy I guess
To anyone who finds this blog, I made it when I was a young tween obsessed with memes. It was my first blog, after livejournal. Look at the posts if you want, but just remember this stuff is all really old and I'm not that person anymore
Wednesday, September 25, 2013
Saturday, May 11, 2013
Thursday, April 4, 2013
MotherF##king Awsome Crossov3er!?! (crack fanfiction)
So, Death the Kid randomly transported to the avatar;the last air bender dimension. He saw the gaang and liked how symetrical everything waz, be then he saw zuko. And he was like”Die aysentrical motherfucker”! and shot at him with his friggin lazer guns. Zuko tried to do a Jedi sowred block ,but he sucked at the force so he got shot in dramatic slow-mo. And Aang was like “NOOOooooOOOOOooo”
And he flew over to zuko, who said “I wish I had a ...dad like you.” and then he exploded. And Aang waz like WTF? But then he went all avatar state and killed Death the Kid with a giant friggin rock and then his gun ladys who's named I forget tried to fight Aang but he killed then to, with a flamethrowa.
And katara tried to bring zuko back to life by kissing him,but it didn't work cauz he was expoled and also they didn't real like each other,anywayz. But then Death telepored to the avatar dimension for some ice-cold REVENGE. And he waz like “Die MOFOS and they did, because he'z death. But then the grim reaper from The Grim Aventurez of Billy and Mandy showed up, he waz like “OH NO YOU DIDN”T” caz their can be only one Death. So Death and Death were locked in an epic battle to the death!But then Cole from Ninjago sunck in using his ninja skillz and lanched a SNEACK ATTACK! On the two deaths caz he didn't know what waz going on and thought it waz just a scythe fight. And Cole's SNEACK ATTACK! caught the two Deaths at just the right moment so that they couldn’t block each others attacks ,so they both died. And Jay waz like “Holey. Fuckin. Shit.You Just Killed Death.TWICE. And scene Cole killed Death he became the new Death and he got a cool cape and scythe and his eyes were glowly. And he waz like “FUCK YES”! But he coulen't hang out with the other ninjaz anymore so he waz like “HAZTA LA VISTA MOTHERFUCKERS!SEE YOU WHEN YOU DIED.OH,EXCEPT FOR YOU ZANE.” Zane shed a single tear of concentrated sorrow.
MEANWHILE,IN THE FUTURE:
Everyone has been reincarnated as Hamsterz!0^ -^0. They are on a space ship flied by a A.L.called the Z.A.N.E 9000. They are on a mission to find a giant chocolate bar that's floating out in space. Will they sucseed? Will they OD on chocolate? Will Zane sing “Don't Stop Beleving?
TUNE IN NEXT WEEK TO FIND OUT ON Motherfucking Awsome Crossov3er!?!: episode 2:the surch for this time it's electic bogaloo.
Saturday, November 24, 2012
Saturday, November 17, 2012
Haikus
A pink rubber duck-
and a empty can of soda-
rest by the still pool.
-Verity Aron.
The colors are bright-
on the inside of my brain-
but outside it's gray.
-Verity Aron.
Tuesday, November 6, 2012
Have a poem
My love is like a blue rose.
So beautiful,intangible,imaginary,
perhaps nothing but a ill-gotten dream.
Yet still It burns so bright in my mind,
I must believe.
-Verity aRON
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